You know when you have a really good dream where you meet up with people; famous, from your past, even dead people and they are really glad to see you? No??
What about the dream where colors are so bright and smells so wonderful that you think you must be inside a fantasy snow globe? No??
Recently I had a colonoscopy. TMI? The fabulous drugs they give you for this really if you think about it, a humiliating experience, are wonderful! One minute I found myself asked to roll on my side and the next, I am in lovely dreamland.
I did not want to wake up. I heard the nurse calling my name but in my dream I was walking the streets of Paris. In my dream it was warm and dusk and I was walking down a street with my husband to a restaurant, anticipating a gourmet dinner. Do you blame me for wanting to stay a bit longer?
Anyways the persistent nurse had already wheeled me back to my cubby and my husband was waiting there. I woke up telling him we need to go to Paris, like tomorrow because of this dream. He assured me that we have been to Paris a few times. The nurse reminded me that I should not sign any documents, make any life changing decisions, go shopping, drive a car, operate any machinery, blah blah blah for 24 hours.
What a killjoy!
The nurse handed me pictures of my colon as the doctor walked into my cubby. When she handed me the pictures I really thought they were going to be of Paris. You can imagine my disappointment when I found myself looking at my colon and what not! I really can’t recall what the doctor said because I just wanted to go back to my dream of Paris.
This dream was so realistic, so good; I would have another colonoscopy just to revisit it again! Last week my husband had a colonoscopy and he did not have any dreams!
Have you had colonoscopy induced dreams that were terrific?